Goatees

This is Bradley Schlozman. In case you don't know who he is, here is a small summation out of the Washington Post:

Schlozman ordered supervisors to tell the women that they had performance problems or that the office was overstaffed. But one lawyer, Conor Dugan, told colleagues that the recent Bush appointee had confided that his real motive was to "make room for some good Americans" in that high-impact office, according to four lawyers who said they heard the account from Dugan.

Not only is Schlozman a political hack and a goofus who can't help but boast about stuff he should keep quiet, but he is also a poster child for the goatee.

There are goateed men out there of impeccable nature, but why do goatees seem so highly correlated with B-squad weaselry?