Congress revisited the issue of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" this week. Stripes visited it in 1981.
Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
John Winger: [John and Russell look at each other] You mean, like, flaming, or...
Recruiter: Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.
Russell Ziskey: No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.
John Winger: Yeah, would they send us someplace special?