Thursday, May 27, 2010

Stuff on a Thursday

You might be shocked to learn that Kansas City is not one of the top U.S. cities for green energy programs. Or not.

Lebron James, Dwayne Wade, Chris Bosh, and Joe Johnson are going to get together to talk about their futures, and whether or not they might join forces on the same team. I expect that conversation would be able to wrap up pretty quickly once one of them asks the others who volunteers to give up millions of dollars to make it happen.

Hart Seely noticed that Sarah Palin was a poet but didn't know it. So he took some actual quotes and set them in verse. A couple of favorites:

"On Mark Critz"

A Democrat, he won!
He was pro-life, pro-gun!
And he won there!
In a district where
Democrats outnumber Republicans—two to one!

—Fox News Sunday, May 23, 2010

"Blue Dog Peekaboo"

Blue-dog Democrats
Peeking under the tent.
You know …

and finding out,
And Holy Geez! I'm scared!

—Interview with Tea Party Nation questioners, CNN, Feb. 6, 2010

Police chiefs across the nation seem to think Arizona may hinder their ability to solve serious crimes.

Mmmmmm. Pretzels.

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