Just in case you hadn't heard, Republicans chose to open this session of Congress by reading the Constitution out loud. This was apparently to remind them all that it is infallible and should be the unquestioned basis for everything they do... except the part about slavery, which they edited out.
Also, as one Republican Rep read the part about the president being a natural born citizen some woman in the crowd shouted, "Except Obama! Except Obama! Help us Jesus!"
Help us Jesus indeed.