It's Friday and This is Funny

From the Star's Crime Scene Blog:

Motivational speaker got drunk, naked, tried to fight buddy, fired gun inside home, police say

If you believe it, you can achieve it. Snip:

According to court documents, after a night of binge drinking at local businesses with friend Todd Paulson, Simon took off all his clothes and began fighting with the man, a friend from prison. Simon later struck Paulsen in the face with a statue of John Wayne. It is unknown what the argument was about.

What was the argument about? I think a very plausible explanation is that Paulson told Simon he was no Duke. Simon tried to prove it by getting naked and comparing himself to a replica. Unfortunately, Paulson was not convinced so Simon presumably called him "Pilgrim" and then beat the crap out of him.

It's possible right?