Friday, July 17, 2009

Recession Solved

A Missouri dealer has a new incentive to buy a truck.

Buy a truck and get a free AK-47 gun.

That's the deal a Missouri truck dealer is offering new customers who buy a pickup truck in August.

Mark Muller, owner of Max Motors in Butler, says he knows people will be bothered by the promotion.

But not to worry, Muller is not handing out free guns. Instead, he will give buyers a voucher to use at a gun store after they obtain a license to carry a concealed weapon.
This could be genius. The firearms industry is one of the few doing well in this economy because of a fear that Obama will take away everyone's guns. So this dealer takes a hard to sell truck and attaches a must-have item in a possibly soon to be banned weapon. He struck on the solution to our economic woes - a fear-based economy.

All we need is to convince conservative websites and news outlets that Obama might soon ban vehicles and sit back while the auto industry magically recovers. Or better, we could suggest that homes are a soon to banned. Housing slump over.

Sometimes you find genius in unexpected places.

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