This Ice Cream Tastes Like...

ESPN.com just keeps printing funny stuff. Today it's a quote from John Calipari:

"Most of these kids, they think they poop ice cream. But kids come here because they want to be coached and they want to be challenged," Memphis coach John Calipari said. "I get emotional. I'm hard. I say tough things and I tell the truth on the fly and they know that."

It would be great if you actually did poop ice cream. It would be terrible if you only thought you did.